What PhD really stands for...

source: http://www.shabbir.com/jokes/college/phdfun.html

• P h D
• Patiently hoping for a Degree
• Piled higher and Deeper
• Professorship? hah! Dream on!
• Please hire. Desperate.
• Physiologically Deficient
• Pour him (or her) a Drink
• Philosophically Disturbed
• Probably headed for Divorce
• Pathetically hopeless Dweeb
• Probably heavily in Debt
• Parents have Doubts
• Professors had Doubts
• Pheromone Deprived
• Probably hard to Describe
• Patiently headed Downhill...
• Permanent head Damage
• Pulsating heaving Disaster?
• Pretty homely Dork
• Potential heavy Drinker
• Professional hamburger Dispenser... "Would you like fries with that?"

A COLLECTION FROM ROGER MAYNARD

• Post hole Digger
• Professional hair Dresser
• Progressive heart Doctor
• Professional humidity Detector
• Piano hauling Done
• Pro at hurling Darts
• Professional hugger of Dames
• Private house Detective
• Pizza hut Driver
• Pretty heavily Depressed
• Prozac handouts Desired
• Pretty heavy Diploma

AN ENTERTAINING COMPILATION

• Pathetic homeless Dreamer
• Please hold Dangerous
• Permanently held Dear
• Proudly half Dead
• Promised hell Down-the-road
• Precisely helping Deadheads
• Processed here, Dammit
• Probably heavenly Death
• Phinally done !!

# so, which one suits you.....
for me........Planning, hardwork...Doa